This weekend I had the pleasure, or misfortune… err, well okay, it was a pleasure… to photograph Mr. Justin Johnson in all of his sensual glory.

Justin sure knew how to stretch those fingers and toes.

Nothing could be complete without a groundbreaking shadow dance.

Posing was only half the fun… Justin was violated and extremely disappointed. Look at that. “No, No, No” look of violation…

However, in reality, this was just a spoof of a situation we witnessed on the beach. There was some guy photographing his girlfriend, in what seemed to be the style of a model.

Who would plan a trip to Coney Island for sexy beach photography? I know I certainly wouldn’t.

Today at approximately 5:55 PM (According to possible press rumors). According to more rumors, a steam pipe ruptured, causing a transformer to explode beneath the ground.

Regardless of the actual circumstances, here is some footage of the event. If you have any solid evidence regarding what has occurred, please reply and let me know – I’d like to keep the facts and not just a rumor.

Update! A full report from the NY Times.

This wonderful transformation of a few 7-11’s throughout the country, in preparation for the Simpson movie, has grabbed some people by storm. I was one of these people.

We took a trip during our lunch break to the only 7-11 in NYC that had been modified for promotional purposes. It was one interesting and nostalgic experience. I immediately began doing my best Apu impressions throughout the ride up to 9th Ave and 42nd street.

No trip to the Kwik-E-Mart could be complete without a delicious Squishee.

A 7-11 Slurpee-style Squishee

And of course, Buzz Cola…

Last but not least, the friendly Apu (well, in this case, Evan) showcased the Kwik-E-Mart uniform.

Thank you for coming, I’ll see you in hell. More pictures coming tonight.