Kris is a friend of mine who frequently talks about the ethics and moral dilemmas of life. Occasionally, he will be overheard discussing bowling, or pool.

On this rare occasion, I managed to capture him discussing the finer things in life, such as pink bow ties.

Kris: Actually if you had a top hat, and then tipped it, with a slight bow.
Me: Exactly, and a cane, or a monocle.
Kris: Ok Mr. Peanut
Me: Or maybe a pink bow tie?
Kris: With polka dots? thats what makes a bow-tie, unless it spins.
Me: No, the kind without, the kind you wear on your head for flare.
Kris: So who wears a bow tie in their hair?
Me: Hipsters, people who drink PBR, and My Little Pony.

I have the surprising suspicion that Kris may in fact be a Hipster. Maybe it’s the pink bow tie? or maybe his love for PBR. Only time can tell.

Following the above, I received more wonderful commentary:

Kris: You’re my little pony…. if you know what I mean

Today in a recent conversation with Fast Lane Daily’s Alan Kaufman, I learned of some incredibly humorous weekend events. This is roughly how the conversation went:

Me: Hey, you missed the launch party for spanktank…
Alan: I was hanging with Derek D.
Alan: Hot tubbing with Derek D.

Later on, as Alan passed by my desk to begin shooting today’s episode…

Me: I’m blogging about what you said.
Alan: The Holiday Inn, Ramsey New Jersey.

A great photo of the two in action at work, after a fun-filled weekend.

Picture crazy comedian Derek D, and shock-jock Howa… err, Alan Kaufman. This is what you get:

Today, due to a few props we had lying around at work, we decided to put on our Aviator sunglasses and pimp ourselves out in the office… like trendy hipsters. It worked. Completely.

In fact, Jed Simmons, one of the founders and COO, actually said something remarkable:

Jed: There’s a lot of pacing going on… something is up over there.
Me: It’s the glasses, once they go on, the scheming begins.

I don’t think he approved of my actions, but it was fun nonetheless.

I engaged in a wonderful online conversation with my friend over at sinkmonky.net. It was amazing. Read an excerpt below:

Me: They have a futon, which I took a nap on yesterday.
Sinkmonky: Hahaha, do you guys have sleepovers?
Sinkmonky: Or PJ Parties?
Me: I have sleepovers with myself, because nobody else wants in.
Me: I bring my nities.
Sinkmonky: Awesome.
Me: And my underoos.
Sinkmonky: Spiderman or Superman?
Me: Whichever powers I desire…
Me: Usually the Incredible Hulk.
Me: He gives me strength while on the potty.
Sinkmonky: Ahh, nice choice!

There was more, but most of it was too vulgar to write about, I have to censor myself slightly, unlike I do in person.