Let me preface this post with the following statement:
I am not a fashion-follower, I am not a trendy person, so I do not have the right to make these gross generalizations, and everything following this is my opinion, so don’t criticize my statements. Yes, I may be a hypocrite… but who isn’t?
Jeans: Skinny Black or Piece of Crap
That’s my exact feeling on the current fashion trends in men’s clothing. I have been looking to buy jeans for a few days now, just a decent pair that would fit comfortably, look somewhat decent, and had no extra crap appended to them. For example, I cannot find a pair of low rise boot cut jeans that do not have rips in them, or a crappy fade. I cannot find black jeans that are not loose-fit or skinny-legged. I cannot find a pair of normal, regular, jeans that taper correctly, but don’t suck your leg or hang off of you like a blanket.

What is so wrong with Men’s fashion. Where is the middle ground? The same goes for jackets. The current jacket trend is even more idiotic.
Jackets: Fly like an Eagle or Lie like a Rug
Currently, jackets for men are also in an annoying trend. They are either covered in “feathers” or “fur”, with an aviator style. But they aren’t traditional aviator “bomber” coats, but rather, this weird hybrid of a woman’s fur coat, and a pilot’s bomber jacket. Neither of these trends need to be reenacted. I don’t want to walk around like Indiana Jones with a hankering for mink. I don’t see how trend setters can push this garbage into circulation and actually gain hype. I hate you trend setting bastards for feeding crap like this into the industry. What’s next? Ugg’s for your head? Big puffy Ugg hats that get drawn over your face and around your neck, so you can wear it with a jean skirt and Uggs on your feet?
Secondly, if the coat is not a bomber-fur hybrid, it will be a dark brown, muddy gray, or otherwise “rug” colored coat. Why do I call it “rug”? Because it looks like something you’ve been wiping your feet on all winter long.
Anyhow, enough of my ranting and raving. If you have any fashion issues, let me know, I’d love to complain with you.