Here at work, we often have a good time. Some people are entertaining, some people are sticks in the mud.

Over the past few days a co-worker decided to take it upon herself to film another co-worker, and create some short videos of his inane ranting.

I present you with Scott Moschellas Political Correctness.

(Check out his website at plasticbugs.com)

The second video is titled Child Exploitation. Enjoy!

I have been planning to set something like this up for a while, maybe I’ll get down to doing so. After all, I did register angryian.net for a reason.

Today’s Myspace announcement by “Tom,” the robot behind official myspace user announcements, was chock-full of perfection.

For those of you who haven’t logged in recently, or don’t have myspace, here’s the segment of his message, verbatim, that I feel should be analyzed.

p.s. if you’re getting friend requests from people you dont know and it bugs you, go to your account settings and set it so they have to know your last name to send an add request.. that’ll slow that stuff down!

Mr. Myspace himself, said some pretty amazing things. Lets break down his complex and grammatically correct statement.

if you’re getting friend requests from people you dont know and it bugs you

Nobody should be getting spammed. There should be a registration filter, CAPTCHA script, or something logically created to prevent the creation of said fake accounts.

go to your account settings and set it so they have to know your last name to send an add request

Really? Well thank you Tom for such an insightful answer.

You know, I had never thought that, say, maybe it would prevent any legitimate people who weren’t high school pals, college room mates from being able to add me.

I think I will follow your solution and limit my friends to the closest most intimate people I know, ie. THE ONES WHO ARE ALREADY ON MY FRIENDS LIST.

that’ll slow that stuff down!

Hmm… will it… well yes, it will. For you. With less people complaining about how crappy Myspace is, maybe you can “slowly” build a simple preventative account creation feature into the website.

But wait, that would take too long, so I guess you need us to slow things down so you can take your time and re-invent the wheel.

As for everything else… I understand that a robot communicating with a bunch of ignorant Americans is probably not an easy task, but for Christs sake, clean up the pathetic attempt at “connecting” with your community.

I have never been more annoyed to read such poorly phrased crap. I am seething right now. Seething. Thank you Tom, you horrible P.R. device.

The following are a series of photographs taken by me, and a few by others (the one’s with me in them). Enjoy.

If by any chance you want a full-res copy, contact me and I can send it.

Central Park: Blooming

Central Park: Blooming 2

David in Fight Mode

Old Man’s Head

Tulips on 5th

Rodriguez

Ian Orange (Taken by Andres)

In my typical breakfast escapades, I decided to indulge in some wonderful yogurt.

Well, I thought it would be wonderful when I bought the yogurt at least.

It was on-sale, and I didn’t really think about what kind I was getting, what variety, just the flavor. Blueberry. I hadn’t had blueberry yogurt in a long time, and it sounded delicious. So, I bought it.

Upon my arrival at home, I decided to actual read the container as I was opening it up. It was “America’s Choice Fruit on the Bottom” yogurt, Blueberry. (”With other natural flavors”)

Of course it needs other natural flavors, because blueberries alone, are pretty tart — too tart to make yogurt sweet.

What this all boils down to, is, what’s the reasoning for Fruit on the Bottom? Is there a point?

Why not Fruit on the Top, or better yet, why not just yogurt with fruit?! Wait!

That already exists.

I suppose you could argue that the fruit might settle at the bottom during storage, but that’s what mixing is for anyway. You shouldn’t be required to mix it, to enjoy the deliciousness of the product.

What are your thoughts? Why does “Fruit on the Bottom” yogurt exist?