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	<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 19:57:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Fast Lane Daily Wins a Webby Award</title>
		<link>http://ianjenkins.net/index.php/2008/05/06/fast-lane-daily-wins-a-webby-award/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 18:03:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ian</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Congratulations to the show that I edit every day, <a href="http://fastlanedaily.com/">Fast Lane Daily</a>. We have won a People&#8217;s Choice Webby Award in the Sports category. I&#8217;m proud to work for the show, and with the fun people who help with it every day, as well as the rest of the company.</p>
<p><img src="http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/webbywinfld.jpg" alt="Fast Lane Daily Wins a Webby Award" title="Fast Lane Daily Webby Award Winner" width="450" height="600" /></p>
<p>The parent company, <a href="http://nextnewnetworks.com/">Next New Networks</a>, had three other shows up for an award as well. Read more about it all <a href="http://blog.nextnewnetworks.com/2008/05/06/the-people-have-spoken/">here</a></p>
<p><img src="http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/crew.jpg" alt="" title="Fast Lane Daily Crew" width="450" height="331" /></p>
<p><center>(Most of the Fast Lane Daily crew pictured here)</center></p>
<p>Again, thanks to all the fans and viewers, and the people involved on a daily basis. You guys rock, every day. Without the group effort, the show would never make it to the internet each day without fail.</p>
<p>While it&#8217;s not easy, we make it happen, and this award, despite the size, is well worth it.</p>
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		<title>Depressing Weather Ahead</title>
		<link>http://ianjenkins.net/index.php/2008/04/29/depressing-weather-ahead/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 02:38:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ian</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Ramblings]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t normally dwell on the weather, as it just comes-and-goes without too much of an impact on my life. This time of year, we all really want nice, warm, spring weather. And up to now there really hasn&#8217;t been one warm spring day in New England. </p>
<p>In hopes of nice weather this weekend, I decided to check the upcoming forecast&#8230;</p>
<p><center><a href='http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/greatweather.jpg' rel="lightbox"><img src="http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/greatweather-200x200.jpg" alt="Lots of stupid rain." title="Great Weather in New York City" width="200" height="200" class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-403" /></a><br />
(Click for full image)</center></p>
<p>You&#8217;ll note the following 8 days will all be warm and sunny&#8230; if you live in Washington State!!! </p>
<p>What&#8217;s going on here? We all need a little sunshine once in a while&#8230; except for the vampires. they don&#8217;t really count as people anyway, so who cares. What&#8217;s causing this horrible spring?</p>
<p>If you refer to my Happiness Vs. Weather graph below, you can see by the celebrity comparisons, that the soon-to-be weather is going to have a dramatic effect on happiness levels for the upcoming days.</p>
<p><img src="http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/happinessvsweather1.jpg" alt="Celebrity Weather Versus Happiness Comparison" title="Happiness Versus Weather" width="450" height="338" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-405" /></p>
<p>Not good. Hopefully Britney Spears will release a new album, maybe a duet with Hannah Montana, and it&#8217;ll top the charts and bring us some more rain&#8230; or maybe not. I think either one of the two is a bad thing to wish for.</p>
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		<title>More from California</title>
		<link>http://ianjenkins.net/index.php/2008/04/08/more-from-california/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 07:53:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ian</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Ramblings]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[California Speedway]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Derek DeAngelis]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Fast Lane Daily]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Ferrari F430]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Fontana California]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Garage419]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p>A few days here and I&#8217;m sort of ready to leave. Don&#8217;t get me wrong, I thought I loved it. The weather has been okay, but I think I&#8217;m ready to head home.</p>
<p>Maybe I&#8217;m just being extremely overworked and severely underpaid, or one of the two, as usual, but either way, I will feel more comfortable once I&#8217;m back in my apartment in NYC.</p>
<p>Here are a few photos from the past day or three. Enjoy.</p>
<p>We drove out to the desert for an hour or so, and ended up in a town called El Mirage, somewhere northwest of Fontana, California. Found a dry lake bed, and had some fun.</p>
<p><a href="http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/img_0150.jpg" rel="lightbox" title="Lost in El Mirage, California"><img src="http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/img_0150-450x300.jpg" alt="We drove out to a dry lake bed" title="Lost on the Highway" width="450" height="300" /></a></p>
<p>We spent most of today filming some Supercar Life footage.</p>
<p><a href="http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/img_0279.jpg" rel="lightbox" title="Supercar Life"><img src="http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/img_0279-450x300.jpg" alt="" title="Supercar Life" width="450" height="300"  /></a></p>
<p>Derek DeAngelis was in his prime of course. JF filmed.</p>
<p><a href="http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/img_0252.jpg" rel="lightbox" title="Derek DeAngelis Coppin\' Mad Stayles"><img src="http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/img_0252-450x300.jpg" alt="" title="Derek D. Hat" width="450" height="300" /></a></p>
<p>I also did some filming.</p>
<p><a href="http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/img_0184.jpg" rel="lightbox" title="Ian Jenkins Filming Supercar Life"><img src="http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/img_0184-450x300.jpg" alt="" title="Me Filming" width="450" height="300" /></a></p>
<p>We managed to cover a bunch of great stuff&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/img_0270.jpg" rel="lightbox" title="Ferrari F430 California Speedway"><img src="http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/img_0270-450x300.jpg" alt="" title="Ferrari F430 On the Track" width="450" height="300" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/img_0187.jpg" rel="lightbox" title="Lamborghini Gallardo California Speedway"><img src="http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/img_0187-450x300.jpg" alt="" title="Lamborghini Gallardo" width="450" height="300" /></a></p>
<p>I actually managed to have some fun, delivering equipment.</p>
<p><a href="http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/img_0275.jpg" rel="lightbox" title="Golf Cart Delivery System"><img src="http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/img_0275-450x300.jpg" alt="" title="Golf Cart Fun" width="450" height="300" /></a></p>
<p>The aviators made the day possible. Tune in tomorrow for some more photos.</p>
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		<title>Fontana California, Day 1</title>
		<link>http://ianjenkins.net/index.php/2008/04/05/fontana-california-day-1/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Apr 2008 08:10:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ian</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>So I just arrived in Fontana, California last night, for work. I spent the day with my friends and co-workers filming some things for a few episodes of <a href="http://garage419.com/">Garage419</a>. I won&#8217;t go into any detail as to what we were doing, I don&#8217;t want to spoil the episode, but enjoy the photos.</p>
<p>We started out at the Auto Club Speedway in Fontana.</p>
<p><a href='http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/autoclubspeedway.jpg' rel="lightbox"><img src="http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/autoclubspeedway-450x299.jpg" alt="" title="Auto Club Speedway" width="450" height="299" /></a></p>
<p>I filmed&#8230;<br />
<a href='http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/filming.jpg' rel="lightbox"><img src="http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/filming-450x299.jpg" alt="" title="Ian Filming" width="450" height="299"/></a></p>
<p>And the G419 GT3 rounded the track for a few laps.<br />
<a href='http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/419gt3.jpg' rel="lightbox"><img src="http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/419gt3-450x299.jpg" alt="" title="419 GT3" width="450" height="299" /></a></p>
<p>We decided to get some lunch&#8230; in a convenient place&#8230;<br />
<a href='http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/lunch.jpg' rel="lightbox"><img src="http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/lunch-450x299.jpg" alt="" title="Lunch" width="450" height="299"/></a></p>
<p>After eating, the group posed for the camera. Nothing too fancy, but it works.</p>
<p><a href='http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/group.jpg' rel="lightbox"><img src="http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/group-450x299.jpg" alt="" title="Group Shot" width="450" height="299"/></a><br />
(From left to right: Ian Jenkins, <a href="http://newyorkmotorclub.com/">Matt Farah</a>, Jennifer Nicole, <a href="http://garage419.com/">J.F. Musial</a>)</p>
<p>Much more happened, but I don&#8217;t want to spoil the secrets. Tune in to <a href="http://garage419.com/">Garage419</a> over the following few weeks, as well as <a href="http://fastlanedaily.com/">Fast Lane Daily</a> next week, for some pretty cool stuff from Fontanta and the Auto Club Speedway.</p>
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		<title>Off to L.A. for Supercar Life</title>
		<link>http://ianjenkins.net/index.php/2008/04/03/off-to-la-for-supercar-life/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 18:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ian</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m on my way to the Los Angeles, California area this afternoon for the upcoming week. <a href="http://fastlanedaily.com/">Fast Lane Daily</a> will be filming a secret project involving <a href="http://supercarlife.com/">Supercar Life</a> as well as filming at the California Festival of Speed at the Auto Club Speedway for <a href="http://garage419.com/">Garage419</a>. </p>
<p><a href="http://www.fastlanedaily.com/page/derek-deangelis">Derek DeAngelis</a> may or may not be driving any of the following, possibly, maybe, I&#8217;m not sure. Matt Farah of the <a href="http://newyorkmotorclub.com/">New York Motor Club</a> may also be taking part in a certain project.</p>
<p><strong><a href="http://supercarlife.com/cars/ferrari.aspx">Ferrari F430</a></strong><br />
<a href='http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/f430.jpg' rel="lightbox" title="Ferrari F430"><img src="http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/f430-425x271.jpg" alt="" title="Ferrari F430 Supercar Life" width="425" height="271"/></a></p>
<p><strong><a href="http://supercarlife.com/cars/lamborghini.aspx">Lamborghini Gallardo</a></strong><br />
<a href='http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/lamborghini2_small1-425x271.jpg' rel="lightbox" title="Lamborghini Gallardo"><img src="http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/lamborghini2_small1-425x271.jpg" alt="" title="Lamborghini Gallardo Supercar Life" width="425" height="271"/></a></p>
<p><strong><a href="http://supercarlife.com/cars/astonmartin.aspx">Aston Martin DB9</a></strong><br />
<a href='http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/aston_small-425x271.jpg' rel="lightbox" title="Aston Martin DB9"><img src="http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/aston_small-425x271.jpg" alt="" title="Aston Martin DB9 Supercar Life" width="425" height="271"/></a></p>
<p><strong><a href="http://supercarlife.com/cars/mercedes.aspx">Mercedes CLK63 AMG Black Series</a></strong><br />
<a href='http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/amg-425x271.jpg' rel="lightbox" title="Mercedes CLK63 AMG Black Series"><img src="http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/amg-425x271.jpg" alt="" title="Mercedes CLK63 AMG Black Series Supercar Life" width="425" height="271"/></a></p>
<p><strong><a href="http://supercarlife.com/cars/porsche.aspx">Porsche Turbo 997</a></strong><br />
<a href='http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/porsche2_small-425x271.jpg' rel="lightbox" title="Porsche Turbo 997"><img src="http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/porsche2_small-425x271.jpg" alt="Porsche Turbo 997" title="Porsche Turbo 997 Supercar Life" width="425" height="271"/></a></p>
<p>We may or may not be driving on the Auto Club Speedway.</p>
<p><!--more--></p>
<p><a href='http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/cali_track_map_v3-4-08ashx.jpg' rel="lightbox" title="Auto Club Speedway"><img src="http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/cali_track_map_v3-4-08ashx-425x144.jpg" alt="" title="Auto Club Speedway" width="425" height="144" /></a></p>
<p>If you are unfamiliar with <a href="http://supercarlife.com/">Supercar Life</a>, it&#8217;s a high-class private day with a bunch of exotic cars&#8230; and get this, they&#8217;re all automatic. So those of you who can&#8217;t drive stick, well, this is for you. Here&#8217;s an excerpt from the website:</p>
<blockquote><p>The Supercar Life experience includes a entire day of driving all of our supercars on one of the country’s premier racetracks, catered trackside meals, an end of day champagne reception as well as a gift bag containing exclusive Supercar Life gear. To help you share your experience, you’ll receive a photo of yourself with your favorite car and a DVD with in-car video footage of you behind the wheel.</p></blockquote>
<p><center><img src="http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/supercarlife-425x352.jpg" alt="" title="Supercar Life Website Screenshot" width="425" height="352"/></center></p>
<p>Stay tuned to <a href="http://fastlanedaily.com/">Fast Lane Daily</a> for the next few weeks. I&#8217;ll be back in New York on April 9th, with more to share!</p>
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		<title>Wendy&#8217;s Spicy Baconator</title>
		<link>http://ianjenkins.net/index.php/2008/04/02/wendys-spicy-baconator/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 19:58:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ian</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Some of you may remember my <a href="http://ianjenkins.net/index.php/2007/06/26/wendys-baconator/">previous entry</a> regarding the original <a href="http://ianjenkins.net/index.php/2007/06/26/wendys-baconator/">Wendy&#8217;s Baconator</a>. After many responses, some good, and some bad, and have decided that this is in fact a terrible product with a huge marketing campaign&#8230; but that&#8217;s stating the obvious.</p>
<p>Anyhow, Wendy&#8217;s has done it again. This time&#8230; it&#8217;s the <a href="http://www.wendys.com/food/Product.jsp?family=1&#038;product=297">Spicy Baconator</a>.</p>
<p>After careful thought, I decided to attempt the same format as my previous entry. I took a visit to the nearest Wendy&#8217;s, only this time, I was the only one brave enough to tempt fate and eat such a scary meal.</p>
<p><a href='http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/wendysbag.jpg'  rel="lightbox" title="Wendy's Bag"><img src="http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/wendysbag.jpg" alt="" title="Baconator in Bag" width="450" height="300"/></a></p>
<p>Weighing in at only 287 grams, this 880 calorie monster (500 from fat alone) is frightening to any human being, except most of America.</p>
<p><a href="http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/spicybaconatornutritionchart.jpg" rel="lightbox" title="Spicy Baconator Nutritional Chart"><img src="http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/spicybaconatornutritionchart-425x129.jpg" width="450" height="135" alt="Spicy Baconator Nutrition Chart" /></a><br />
<center>(Click for full size chart)</center></p>
<p><a href='http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/burger1.jpg'  rel="lightbox" title="Spicy Baconator"><img src="http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/burger1.jpg" alt="" title="Spicy Baconator in Wrapper" width="450" height="300"/></a></p>
<p>Unwrapping it presented me with a glistening, shiny, burger&#8230; take a few moments to look through the following photos.</p>
<p><a href='http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/burger2.jpg'  rel="lightbox" title="Spicy Baconator Glory Shot"><img src="http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/burger2.jpg" alt="" title="Spicy Baconator Glory Shot" width="450" height="300" /></a></p>
<p><a href='http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/burger3.jpg'  rel="lightbox" title="Spicy Baconator Glory Shot 2><img src="http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/burger3.jpg" alt="" title="Spicy Baconator Glory Shot 2" width="450" height="300" /></a></p>
<p><a href='http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/burger4.jpg'  rel="lightbox" title="Spicy Baconator Glory Shot 3"><img src="http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/burger4.jpg" alt="" title="Spicy Baconator Glory Shot 3" width="450" height="300" /></a></p>
<p><!--more--><br />
I decided to take my first bite&#8230;<br />
<a href='http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/burger5.jpg'  rel="lightbox" title="Spicy Baconator First Bite"><img src="http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/firstbite.jpg" alt="" title="Spicy Baconator Bite" width="450" height="300" /></a></p>
<p>The flavor was great amazing, especially for 2 beef patties, lots of cheddar jack cheese, multiple strips of bacon, and an odd chipotle mayo type substance that you can see was applied to it with some sort of roller or painters brush. There were also jalapeño&#8217;s. Jackpot!</p>
<p><a href='http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/burger5.jpg'  rel="lightbox" title="Spicy Baconator Glory Shot 4"><img src="http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/burger5.jpg" alt="" title="Spicy Baconator Glory Shot 4" width="450" height="300" /></a></p>
<p>Despite the burgers &#8220;spicy&#8221; description, it wasn&#8217;t really all that spicy. A little tangy, but not much more. I want to say that they watered down the jalapeño brine just a bit. Oh well, not all people can handle the heat of the weaksauce jalapeño. </p>
<p>As I was eating the burger, I glanced at the wrapper that it once resided within&#8230;</p>
<p><a href='http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/grease.jpg'  rel="lightbox" title="Spicy Baconator Greasy Wrapper"><img src="http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/grease.jpg" alt="" title="Spicy Baconator Greasy Wrapper" width="450" height="300" /></a></p>
<p>Yikes. Not a pleasant site at all. There really isn&#8217;t much more to say about the Spicy Baconator. It&#8217;s not all that it&#8217;s cracked up to be, but then again, it is fast food, and there&#8217;s a limited amount of respect anybody can give to a fast food meal.</p>
<p>For those of you interested in absorbing the true quality of this cholesterol dense, artery clogging nightmare, check out these higher quality shots. (Click for full resolution)</p>
<p><a href='http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/bun_on.jpg'  rel="lightbox" title="Spicy Baconator Bun On"><img src="http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/bun_on.jpg" alt="" title="Spicy Baconator Bun On" width="450" height="300" /></a></p>
<p><a href='http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/bun_off.jpg'  rel="lightbox" title="Spicy Baconator Bun Off"><img src="http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/bun_off.jpg" alt="" title="Spicy Baconator Bun Off" width="450" height="300" /></a></p>
<p>If you&#8217;re a foodie&#8230; or write a fast food blog of any kind, or just want high resolution photos, get in touch with me via the <a href="http://ianjenkins.net/index.php/contact-me/">contact form</a> and I&#8217;ll send them to you free of charge.</p>
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		<title>Douchebag Beach</title>
		<link>http://ianjenkins.net/index.php/2008/03/15/douchebag-beach/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Mar 2008 15:24:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ian</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://douchebagbeach.blip.tv/">Douchebag Beach</a> is a funny series supported by <a href="http://60frames.com/">60Frames.com</a>, created by <a href="http://thepostshow.com/">The Post Show</a> team. If you live in New York, or find the entire Northern Jersey &#8220;Guido&#8221; movement, laugh at <a href="http://ianjenkins.net/index.php/2007/10/26/not-now-chief-im-in-the-fkin-zone/">My New Haircut</a>, then you&#8217;ll love this series. I am addicted already. Watch the latest episode &#8220;Cheesesteak Love&#8221; below:</p>
<p><center><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://blip.tv/scripts/flash/showplayer.swf?enablejs=true&#038;file=http%3A%2F%2Fdouchebagbeach%2Eblip%2Etv%2Frss%2Fflash%2F&#038;showplayerpath=http%3A%2F%2Fblip%2Etv%2Fscripts%2Fflash%2Fshowplayer%2Eswf" width="450" height="305" allowfullscreen="true" id="showplayer"><param name="movie" value="http://blip.tv/scripts/flash/showplayer.swf?enablejs=true&#038;file=http%3A%2F%2Fdouchebagbeach%2Eblip%2Etv%2Frss%2Fflash%2F&#038;showplayerpath=http%3A%2F%2Fblip%2Etv%2Fscripts%2Fflash%2Fshowplayer%2Eswf" /><param name="quality" value="best" /><embed src="http://blip.tv/scripts/flash/showplayer.swf?enablejs=true&#038;file=http%3A%2F%2Fdouchebagbeach%2Eblip%2Etv%2Frss%2Fflash%2F&#038;showplayerpath=http%3A%2F%2Fblip%2Etv%2Fscripts%2Fflash%2Fshowplayer%2Eswf" quality="best" width="450" height="305" name="showplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object></center></p>
<p>Hopefully one day I&#8217;ll be able to create funny original series, that aren&#8217;t filled with artsy jealousy. Keep up the great work guys.</p>
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		<title>Nothing to see here, move along.</title>
		<link>http://ianjenkins.net/index.php/2008/03/03/nothing-to-see-here-move-along/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:31:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ian</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m all out of things to blog about. Just letting you all know that I am alive. Extremely busy as usual, but a bit moreso. Life is too hectic.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll be back soon with something, hopefully soon.</p>
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		<title>Indiana Jones 4: Kingdom of the Crystal Skull</title>
		<link>http://ianjenkins.net/index.php/2008/02/15/indiana-jones-4-kingdom-of-the-crystal-skull/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Feb 2008 02:03:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ian</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>For those of you who have been waiting&#8230; it&#8217;s finally here. FINALLY!! Well, coming May 22nd. I don&#8217;t care if the plot is decent or not, just bringing back such nostalgic childhood moments will make this film amazing to me, and many of you 80&#8217;s babies. </p>
<p>Check out the trailer:</p>
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<p>If you don&#8217;t like, I don&#8217;t care. You&#8217;ll get bullets on your pizza anyhow. Arnold will make sure of that&#8230; when the next Terminator eventually gets produced. Yeah, Okay&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Knight Rider KITT 2008</title>
		<link>http://ianjenkins.net/index.php/2008/02/15/knight-rider-kitt-2008/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 17:07:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ian</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Today at work, Fast Lane Daily (and myself) got an exclusive sneak peak at the new KITT from the upcoming Knight Rider series that airs on NBC February 17th, 2008.</p>
<p>Check out this quick video I grabbed before the shoot began. Pictures and more video will come later today.</p>
<p>(Vimeo and Youtube for those of you who prefer quality over speed)</p>
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<p>Sorry about the swearing and obscenities. <img src='http://ianjenkins.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Edit:</p>
<p>And the final product of the shoot for <a href="http://fastlanedaily.com/">Fast Lane Daily</a>:</p>
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<p>Check out the <a href="http://www.fastlanedaily.com/page/photos">photos page</a> for more photo action.</p>
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		<title>The Best of Ralph Wiggum</title>
		<link>http://ianjenkins.net/index.php/2008/02/06/the-best-of-ralph-wiggum/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2008 04:37:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ian</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>If you&#8217;re a Simpsons fan, such as myself, you&#8217;ll appreciate this compilation someone put on Youtube.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t know how long the video will remain, because I&#8217;m sure it violates numerous copyright laws. But while it&#8217;s around, enjoy all the Wiggumy goodness it offers. Always remember&#8230; my cat&#8217;s breath smells like catfood.</p>
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		<title>New Haven for the Weekend</title>
		<link>http://ianjenkins.net/index.php/2008/01/27/new-haven-for-the-weekend/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2008 01:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ian</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I spent this past weekend in New Haven, CT at the Yale with <a href="http://generalmills.tumblr.com/">Ashley</a> and <a href="http://sinkmonky.net/">Kris</a>. It was quite the entertaining experience.</p>
<p>Here are some of the photographs of the weekend. You can find all photos on <a href="http://ian3.net">http://ian3.net</a>, this is technically just a re-blog.</p>
<p><center><br />
<img src="http://data.tumblr.com/zZzPvRPfq4pp35rsXivVefS9_400.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://data.tumblr.com/zZzPvRPfq4ppapjztVmlxOv2_400.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://data.tumblr.com/zZzPvRPfq4ppyqj9WmKztpMO_400.jpg" alt="114" /></p>
<p><img src="http://data.tumblr.com/zZzPvRPfq4ppwpry1d2ZI4wS_400.jpg" alt="" /><br />
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<p>More at <a href="http://ian3.net">http://ian3.net/</a></p>
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		<title>Relaxation&#8230; what the HELL?</title>
		<link>http://ianjenkins.net/index.php/2008/01/21/relaxation-what-the-hell/</link>
		<comments>http://ianjenkins.net/index.php/2008/01/21/relaxation-what-the-hell/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 01:27:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ian</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Today, for the first time in probably 9 months (I&#8217;m pregnant with vacation), I had an entire day off. Oh, that&#8217;s amazing!! Ian takes a day off from work!</p>
<p>Well, technically I didn&#8217;t take the day off. I had the day off because it&#8217;s Martin Luther King Jr. Day, and well, I was off from work to observe the holiday. Everyone at the company was, for the most part. While I should have been an active member of society, going out and respecting the world in which we live in today, which is constantly improving&#8230; I decided against it.</p>
<p>I did nothing. Absolutely nothing. In fact, I watched 4 movies today. I was in my bed, in complete darkness, with the shades drawn, watching movies. It was fantastic.</p>
<p>I can hardly feel my body, I am so numb from relaxation I don&#8217;t even know what to do with myself. Should I be happy? Should I be confused? Well, I am confused&#8230; but how should I react?</p>
<p>Somebody help me, this is too awesome to understand!!!</p>
<p><center><img src='http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/alan-and-the-ps.jpg' alt='Alan and The Punks' /></center></p>
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		<title>Detroit: The most depressing place on earth.</title>
		<link>http://ianjenkins.net/index.php/2008/01/17/detroit-the-most-depressing-place-on-earth/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2008 02:10:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ian</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I had never been to Detroit, Michigan before&#8230; until this past Saturday. Unfortunately I had the pleasure of visiting this city for the North American International Auto Show, or as some call it, the Detroit Auto Show. </p>
<p>According to the locals that I met, Detroit is literally nothing but the headquarters for GM. The area below, circled in red, is GM&#8217;s headquarters. The blue circle is the convention center. The only two places deemed safe to be for many. </p>
<p><center><img src='http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/detroit.jpg' alt='detroit.jpg' /></center></p>
<p>Each day as we entered the convention center, there were crowds of police, bomb sniffing dogs inspecting every bag coming into the building. It&#8217;s completely unheard of for people to be outdoors during the night, past maybe 6 PM. One of our cab drivers actually laughed at us when we mentioned wanting to visit a bar after working.</p>
<p>Directly across the river from the hotel is Canada, which did nothing but shine light on how miserable the city of Detroit is. It seemed like land of beauty, despite the numerous smoke stacks and factories puffing smoke into the skies along the border.</p>
<p>Feel free to roam around the two buildings I spent 99% of my time in. </p>
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		<title>Awesome Cloud Formation</title>
		<link>http://ianjenkins.net/index.php/2008/01/07/awesome-cloud-formation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 21:35:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ian</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Photography]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p>As I was riding up to Windham Mountain this weekend for snowboarding, we noticed this eerie looking cloud hovering over the mountain. These shots are taken from the back side of Windham, on the road up to the mountain.</p>
<p><center><br />
<img src='http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/img_4400.jpg' alt='img_4400.jpg' /></p>
<p><img src='http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/img_4396.jpg' alt='img_4396.jpg' /></p>
<p><img src='http://ianjenkins.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/img_4392.jpg' alt='img_4392.jpg' /><br />
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