I’m all out of things to blog about. Just letting you all know that I am alive. Extremely busy as usual, but a bit moreso. Life is too hectic.

I’ll be back soon with something, hopefully soon.

Let me preface this post with the following statement:

I am not a fashion-follower, I am not a trendy person, so I do not have the right to make these gross generalizations, and everything following this is my opinion, so don’t criticize my statements. Yes, I may be a hypocrite… but who isn’t?

Jeans: Skinny Black or Piece of Crap

That’s my exact feeling on the current fashion trends in men’s clothing. I have been looking to buy jeans for a few days now, just a decent pair that would fit comfortably, look somewhat decent, and had no extra crap appended to them. For example, I cannot find a pair of low rise boot cut jeans that do not have rips in them, or a crappy fade. I cannot find black jeans that are not loose-fit or skinny-legged. I cannot find a pair of normal, regular, jeans that taper correctly, but don’t suck your leg or hang off of you like a blanket.

What is so wrong with Men’s fashion. Where is the middle ground? The same goes for jackets. The current jacket trend is even more idiotic.

Jackets: Fly like an Eagle or Lie like a Rug

Currently, jackets for men are also in an annoying trend. They are either covered in “feathers” or “fur”, with an aviator style. But they aren’t traditional aviator “bomber” coats, but rather, this weird hybrid of a woman’s fur coat, and a pilot’s bomber jacket. Neither of these trends need to be reenacted. I don’t want to walk around like Indiana Jones with a hankering for mink. I don’t see how trend setters can push this garbage into circulation and actually gain hype. I hate you trend setting bastards for feeding crap like this into the industry. What’s next? Ugg’s for your head? Big puffy Ugg hats that get drawn over your face and around your neck, so you can wear it with a jean skirt and Uggs on your feet?

Secondly, if the coat is not a bomber-fur hybrid, it will be a dark brown, muddy gray, or otherwise “rug” colored coat. Why do I call it “rug”? Because it looks like something you’ve been wiping your feet on all winter long.

Anyhow, enough of my ranting and raving. If you have any fashion issues, let me know, I’d love to complain with you.

I saw this “advertisement” the other day, and it disgusted me completely. The campaign is targeting the evils of advertisement, but it has to make every woman hate herself even more. (Although I guess when you compare it to everyday advertising, such as the billboard in the end, it does promote something good.)

Thoughts, opinions? Just watch at least. You’ll be entertained, I promise.

Being bored, I felt like looking for what the general public consider to be the “worst movies ever,” and of course I did my research at none other than IMDb. In fact, they even have a page dedicated to the worst rated movies of all time.

The “Bottom 100” as they are called.

Perusing this list, lead me to some of the more recent movies that I have purposely avoided seeing, such as…

Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj - 15th worst movie with a 1.9/10 rating.

The Neverending Story 3 - 75 out of 100, with a 2.5/10 rating.

Rollerball (2002, not the original) - A massive 2.6/10 rating.

There are plenty of other classics on this list as well, such as…
Teen Wolf Too
Jaws: The Revenge
Police Academy: Mission to Moscow
Hercules in New York.

All of those movies deserve the horrible ratings, believe me. I just feel sorry for everyone who put so much money and effort into creating such a waste of time.

Adding to that thought, to be quite honest, I really wonder why films such as Barbarella, Ernest Saves Christmas (or any Ernest films really) haven’t been ranked lower. They are probably much worse (in my opinion) than some of the above, but ratings do the talking I suppose.

Have any really horrible movies to recommend? Let me know, because I enjoy watching really crappy movies.

Speaking of crappy, I saw Norbit. This film did not bode well for poor Eddie Murphy. He should just quit before he ruins his image, his career, or his soul… any more, if that’s even possible.