I don’t normally dwell on the weather, as it just comes-and-goes without too much of an impact on my life. This time of year, we all really want nice, warm, spring weather. And up to now there really hasn’t been one warm spring day in New England.

In hopes of nice weather this weekend, I decided to check the upcoming forecast…

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You’ll note the following 8 days will all be warm and sunny… if you live in Washington State!!!

What’s going on here? We all need a little sunshine once in a while… except for the vampires. they don’t really count as people anyway, so who cares. What’s causing this horrible spring?

If you refer to my Happiness Vs. Weather graph below, you can see by the celebrity comparisons, that the soon-to-be weather is going to have a dramatic effect on happiness levels for the upcoming days.

Not good. Hopefully Britney Spears will release a new album, maybe a duet with Hannah Montana, and it’ll top the charts and bring us some more rain… or maybe not. I think either one of the two is a bad thing to wish for.

This image goes without any words. Yet somehow, I am coming up with them as I click my fingers. Just look at the picture and laugh.

Comedy gold.

The Upper East Side is a familiar place to those who call it home, or others looking for a quaint and yet cozy place to relax, share good stories, drink cold beverages with friends.

To others, and I refer to these others as destroyers, mainly because they fit quite perfectly into the word “destruction” without too much modification. To these others, this is a very different place. Embark with me, my friends, on this wonderful tale of excitement, complaints, and glory. (Yes, glory!)

This destruction isn’t necessarily of the physical kind (although some physical destruction make take place) as it would be too boorish to use the term so bluntly.

These Destroyers take the night into hand and romp throughout the Upper East Side of Manhattan, grasping it within their clutches. Through what appears to be broken robotics, these mindless clones groove and move to the popular hip hop and rap beats of a year that has come to pass; And moved on with a fury, as much of the rap industry does. These pieces of music, way beyond abandoned, have become such… for a reason. A very good reason. This point is moot, however, so I digress.

These Destroyer Clones, move in an Attention Deficit Disordered fashion, as music pumps from beat to beat, sound to sound.

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Today at approximately 5:55 PM (According to possible press rumors). According to more rumors, a steam pipe ruptured, causing a transformer to explode beneath the ground.

Regardless of the actual circumstances, here is some footage of the event. If you have any solid evidence regarding what has occurred, please reply and let me know – I’d like to keep the facts and not just a rumor.

Update! A full report from the NY Times.